Khmer Magazines 2018



Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

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Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

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Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at all.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!

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A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"

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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork.

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Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!

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What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!

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Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !

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Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.

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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.

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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

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Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill."

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don't come running to me!'

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Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" asked Carmella. "No," said Mario. "Who wrote it?"

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How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!

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You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!

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Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !

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"And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

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