Khmer Magazines 2017



What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !

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What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !

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What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia

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What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !

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Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"

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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

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"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, "What is this?" to which accountant number one replies, "it's that $50 I owe you."

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What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

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What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !

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What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !

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Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !

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What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !

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