Khmer Magazines 2018



How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

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The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical. We are always conscious of Ethics in this firm. You do know what Ethics is don't you?" The young partner is offended. "Of course I know what Ethics is. It's a county in southern England."

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Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

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The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "where's the toilet?" "Go down the hall and turn left, "replied the headwaiter. "When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on in."

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Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: "I don't lay egg sir I just lay table !"

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !

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How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !

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An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be pinching stock but he couldn't prove it. He had his eye on one shifty-looking individual who every day drove his old truck out of the factory with the load covered by a tarpaulin. Time after time the auditor stopped the bloke, made him remove the tarpaulin and then inspected the load. On every occasion there was only scrap metal in the truck which the driver said he was taking to the tip. On three occasions the auditor made the bloke remove the tarpaulin and then unload the scrap in front of him, suspecting that there might be stolen stock hidden underneath. Nothing. He could never find anything amiss. After a few months of this the auditor was offered a better job elsewhere and resigned. A few weeks later he was drinking in a pub when the shifty character walked in. On a n impulse the auditor went up to him and said, "Look, I've left the company, I'm not interested in taking it any further and I won't shop you, but I just have to know. What were you taking?" And the bloke said "Tarpaulins."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants

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What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

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How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?

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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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