Khmer Magazines 2017



After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?" Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 apples."

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How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden

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What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

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First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.

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What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

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What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat.

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !

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Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.

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What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.

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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"

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If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy indignantly. "What's it taste of ?" asked the cook. "Glue!" "Then it's apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, "How much are yer apples?" "All you can pick for one dollar," said the rancher. "Okay," said the Pennsylvanian. "I'll take two dollars' worth."

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The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.

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How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.

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What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.

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