Khmer Magazines 2017



Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.

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Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.

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Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.

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Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!

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What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

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Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?

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A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. I'm all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear." Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am I pure polar bear?" She answers, "Of course you are honey. I'm all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear." Still not convinced the baby polar bear goes to his grandparents and asks, "Grandmom...Grandpop...am I all polar bear?" His grandmother answers, "Of course you are sweetie. We're all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie?" The baby polar bears replies, "Because I'm f****** freezing!"

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.

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How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping

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Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin' ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?" "Uh huh," answered Odell. "We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him when he gets old enough ta talk!"

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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

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Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

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Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?

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How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

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How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"

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What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.

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Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins" "That's funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets" The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!" When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.

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What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it."

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Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her out.

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