Khmer Magazines 2017



What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.

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Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

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What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

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What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.

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Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

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What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

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What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

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What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?

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Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.

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What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

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Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

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How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

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Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

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The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !

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