Khmer Magazines 2017



What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.

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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?" said the second. "Your yard's much too small for a pig!" "I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend. "But what about the smell?" "He'll soon get used to that."

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Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.

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Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.

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I'd like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.

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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!

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When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.

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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

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A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going."

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How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.

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Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There's lots of room now,' he said.

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Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh, I'm all right at night, it's in the day I have problems.

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Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake, and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

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Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.

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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

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