Khmer Magazines 2017



How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude. He was constantly saying polite words and playing soft music, he did anything he could think of. Nothing worked. When he yelled at the bird, the bird got worse. If he shook the bird, the bird got madder and ruder. Finally in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then suddenly, there was quiet. David was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions, so I ask for your forgiven ess. I will try to correct my behavior." David was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had changed him when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?"

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !

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What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .

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Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertainer."

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What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.

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Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !

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Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.

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Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!

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Two owls were playing pool. One said, "Two hits." The other replied, "Two hits to who?"

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Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

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What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !

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Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!

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What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!

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What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

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What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

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Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !

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