Khmer Magazines 2017



Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!

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What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!

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What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

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What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

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Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !

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Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertainer."

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

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What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?

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Two owls were playing pool. One said, "Two hits." The other replied, "Two hits to who?"

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !

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What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !

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Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

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Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

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What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.

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