Khmer Magazines 2018



What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !

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How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!

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What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !

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What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !

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Two owls were playing pool. One said, "Two hits." The other replied, "Two hits to who?"

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Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!

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What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !

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A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding I want you to turn round and and no matter what you hear I do not want you to turn back or I'll break your neck, do you understand?" The parrot reluctantly agrees. On returning from the wedding the parrot turns round as instructed, and behind him the bride and groom start to pack for the honeymoon. The wife however has packed too much and they can't get the case closed. "Get on top and sit on it baby!" Says the man the woman does so and grunts and moans but can't shut the case. "You get on top baby it might be better" Says the wife, so the man grunts and groans and tries his best but still cant shut the case. After a little thought the man says "Ok we'll both get on top see if that's any better!" The parrot turns round and says "Neck or no neck I have to see this!"

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What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!

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What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!

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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !

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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."

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What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!

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What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!

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How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.

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