Khmer Magazines 2017



Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them.

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A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

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A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde turns around and shouts, "Can't you see I'm winning!"

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Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.

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A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She says, "Bud Light." A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15." The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?" The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"

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How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the brunette yells "TORNADO!" All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, it's the redhead's turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the redhead yells "HURRICANE!" Once again all the people turn around to look for the hurricane and the redhead runs away. Finally, it's the blonde's turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the blonde yells "FIRE!" and gets shot.

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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"

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This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!

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A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn't reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened? She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!"

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!

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One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"

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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

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Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements."

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Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

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''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''

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Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures.

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Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!

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Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

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Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

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Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.

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Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence.

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