Khmer Magazines 2018



There's a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting "57, 57, 57." A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun. She asks the brunette if she can play too and the brunette says, "Sure." So the two jump up and down counting "57, 57, 57." Suddenly, the brunette jumps onto the curb and the blonde gets hit by a truck. The brunette goes back into the street and starts jumping again, counting "58, 58, 58."

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Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.

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Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.

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Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.

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Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements."

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Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.

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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette's tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blonde's tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,"MOOOOOOOOOO!"

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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.

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A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousn ess or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

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Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

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A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

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Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

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Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

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Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

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A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. ''Yes.''

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Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

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Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

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Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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