Khmer Magazines 2018



Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone

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Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.

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Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.

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Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.

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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!

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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first Blonde hands her the compact. She looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

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Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

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Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."

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Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off. The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says," Let's go over the bridge."

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A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.

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Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

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Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.

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Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.

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Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

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One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to write a note: "I have kidnaped your son and I will give him back if you put 10,000$ on the north side of the tree in the park. Signed Blonde." She sticks the note on the kid and sends him home. The next day she goes to the north side of the tree and in a paper bag was 10, 000$. But there was a note inside saying: "How could you do this to a fellow blonde!?!"

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Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

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Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart's game.

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