Khmer Magazines 2018



Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

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Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.

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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.

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Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.

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Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

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Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first...

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What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.

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While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."

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How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.

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Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

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Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

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I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !

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Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!

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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

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A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.

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Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. "Thanks for the refill!"

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A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"

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Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

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