Khmer Magazines 2018



Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

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Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!

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When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!

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What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier!

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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

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How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!

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Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!

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Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!

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What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!

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Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!

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Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!

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Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!

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What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'

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Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!

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What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

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Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.

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What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!

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