Khmer Magazines 2017



Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!

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Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!

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Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!

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What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

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What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'

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Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!

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What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

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Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.

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What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!

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What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

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What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!

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How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

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What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!

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How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!

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Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.

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Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

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What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!

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Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!

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