Khmer Magazines 2018



Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!

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Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)

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What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!

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Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!

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Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

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In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!

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How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!

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Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

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What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

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How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

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Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

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Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!

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Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!

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How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!

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How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!

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What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!

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Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!

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What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

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Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!

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How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

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