Khmer Magazines 2017



Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back,' Sam said.

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.

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Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!

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Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.

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What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.

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Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.

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Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.

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Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.

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Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash.

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Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell them!

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Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.

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How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.

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'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a lady, 'wait until I get my clothes on.' All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.

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As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, 'What on earth did you do that for?' 'I wanted to know if there was room on top,' replied the man.

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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's full up!' 'But you must let me on!' shouted the man. 'Why, what's so special about you?' they asked. I'm the driver,' replied the man.

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Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down."

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Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.

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