Khmer Magazines 2017



Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

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First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !

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What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.

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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.

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Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.

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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!

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What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.

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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.

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When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!

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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."

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What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!

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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

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First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

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