Khmer Magazines 2018



First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

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What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.

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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !

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What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!

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First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

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Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

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First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

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Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!

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