Khmer Magazines 2018



How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

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First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

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Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!

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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!

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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !

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What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).

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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

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When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?

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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !

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What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''

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First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

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Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.

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