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Khmer Magazines 2016



What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!

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What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

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First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

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Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.'

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What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.

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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

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The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!" "You don't have to tell me," said the king. "I'm trying to eat them. "Where did we get these slaves anyway?" "From the country next door," replied the servant. "We must get a new butcher," said the king. "Bring me Delia Smith." "We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you." "Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough," said the king.

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Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

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First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !

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Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.

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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."

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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

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What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.

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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!

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What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''

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"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, ma'am."

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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.

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Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !

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