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Khmer Magazines 2016



What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

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Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.

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Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don't you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

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When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

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Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.

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A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run over a nun."

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While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3." They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4." "What do you think?" one asked the other. The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. "Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"

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What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.

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Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh. Maud," said her friend, "you've lost your engine!" "Never mind, dear," said auntie. "I've got a spare one in the trunk."

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Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."

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Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

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Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.

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What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him.

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What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).

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Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver.

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Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !

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Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.

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What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.

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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.

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What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !

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Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."

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