Khmer Magazines 2017



What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !

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What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

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What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

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Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !

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Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.

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Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !

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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !

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Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !

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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !

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Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!

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What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!

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A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said to the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure," replied the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"

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