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Khmer Magazines 2016



Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !

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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

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What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !

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What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !

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When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !

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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!

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How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !

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What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !

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What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

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Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !

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How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !

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Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!

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There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !

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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.

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Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !

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Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !

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