Khmer Magazines 2018



Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

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What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.

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How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !

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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

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Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.

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What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !

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Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!

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A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said to the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure," replied the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !

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What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

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What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !

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Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !

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What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !

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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I can't believe what I'm seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!" The man replied "Nah lady this cats not clever at all I'm beating it 6 games to 1"

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Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !

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What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !

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