Khmer Magazines 2018



What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

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What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !

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Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !

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What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !

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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I can't believe what I'm seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!" The man replied "Nah lady this cats not clever at all I'm beating it 6 games to 1"

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Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

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Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !

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What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !

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Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!

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Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.

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Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.

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Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!

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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !

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