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Khmer Magazines 2016



What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !

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What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !

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When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !

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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!

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How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !

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What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !

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What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

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Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !

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How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !

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Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!

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There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !

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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.

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Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !

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Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !

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For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: - Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. - No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot. - You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents. - Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile. - No cat or teenager shares you taste in music. - Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing. - Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry o n as if they did. - Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that ultimate human ecstasy -- a sense of complete and utter boredom. - Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone's furniture. - Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior. Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all times. And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all concerned.

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Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !

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Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

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