Khmer Magazines 2017



Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !

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Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!

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What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!

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Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!

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A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said to the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure," replied the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"

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Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !

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Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !

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What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !

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What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !

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What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !

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How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !

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Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.

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Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!

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