Khmer Magazines 2018



Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on! That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!

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What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? "Looks like rein dear"

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A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

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What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

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Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.

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"Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."

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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis.

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.

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Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

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One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!

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It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. "Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?" Well, Santa is very busy and so he's slightly annoyed by this trivial question, so he snaps at her, "Put them by the front door, and stop bothering me. I'm trying to get some work done." He starts back to work, but a few minutes later an elf barges in. "Santa, we got all the toys wrapped, what should we do with them?" Santa snaps, "Stick 'em in the sleigh! Can't you see I'm trying to get ready? I don't want any more interruptions!" But sure enough, as soon as he starts back to work, there is another interruption. An angel, standing at the door, says, "Santa, I have your Christmas tree. Where would you like me to put it?" And this is where we get the tradition of placing an ange l on top of the Christmas tree.

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !

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Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop off!

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