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Khmer Magazines 2016



How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !

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My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

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What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.

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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !

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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

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Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

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What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

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A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

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What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !

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Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!

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What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?

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Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !

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I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!

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Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!

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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !

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Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!

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