Khmer Magazines 2018



What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !

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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

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I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? "Looks like rein dear"

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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on! That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!

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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !

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What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!

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ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!

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I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !

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A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

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Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !

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My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

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Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!

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