Khmer Magazines 2017



I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !

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A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

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Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues.

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? "Looks like rein dear"

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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !

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My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

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Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!

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Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein.

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !

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A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'

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Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!

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Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !

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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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"Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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