Khmer Magazines 2018



Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

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One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said, 'I want a boat.' The second boy said 'I want a truck.' And the third boy said, 'I want three tombstones with are names all on them.' Bill Clinton said, 'why is that son?' The little boy said, 'because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!'

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Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.

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Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: "You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!

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Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!

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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.

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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you??!!! I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???" There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"

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Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity.

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Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.

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Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork.

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Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?

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Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.

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Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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Q: What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect? A: Everything's $100.

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Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called "The Johnson Years".

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Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school.

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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.

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Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.

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Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.

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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

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A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians he buries them. The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?" The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."

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President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.

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Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

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