Khmer Magazines 2017



Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.

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Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

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Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.

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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.

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Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.

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Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton

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Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!

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Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in.

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Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!

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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

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Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.

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Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares!

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Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose.

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Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.

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Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

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Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: "Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"

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Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.

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Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.

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Q: What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect? A: Everything's $100.

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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!

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Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.

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Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to hurt you"? A: "Trust me."

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Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.

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Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.

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