Khmer Magazines 2018



Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.

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Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

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Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.

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Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.

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Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.

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Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

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Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!

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Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

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Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity.

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Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.

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Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

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One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said, 'I want a boat.' The second boy said 'I want a truck.' And the third boy said, 'I want three tombstones with are names all on them.' Bill Clinton said, 'why is that son?' The little boy said, 'because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!'

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Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.

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Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: "You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!

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Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!

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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.

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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you??!!! I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???" There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"

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Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.

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Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork.

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Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?

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Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.

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Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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