Khmer Magazines 2017



Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

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During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question: "Will I be acquitted?"

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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.

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Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.

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Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.

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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!

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Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

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Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes.

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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.

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Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!

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Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: "You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!

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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.

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Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.

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Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.

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Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

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Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.

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Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.

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Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton

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Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!

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Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in.

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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

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Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.

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