Khmer Magazines 2018



What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!

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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!

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Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!

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Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!

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What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!

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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!

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Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.

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What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!

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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!

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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!

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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!

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What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!

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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato!

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What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.

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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!

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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues

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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!

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What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!

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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.

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What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!

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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!

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