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Khmer Magazines 2016



What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!

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What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.

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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!

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Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!

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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!

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What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!

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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.

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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!

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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!

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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!

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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!

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What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.

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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!

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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!

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What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!

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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!

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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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