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Khmer Magazines 2016



What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.

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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!

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What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a

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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!

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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!

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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!

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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"

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Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!

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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!

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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!

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Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

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Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!

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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!

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Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!

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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!

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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.

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