Khmer Magazines 2017



What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever

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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!

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Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!

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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!

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What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!

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I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.

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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!

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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

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What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!

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What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!

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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues

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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!

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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a

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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.

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What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!

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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!

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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato!

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Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!

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