Khmer Magazines 2017



A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!

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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!

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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!

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What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines

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How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.

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Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!

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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!

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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!

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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf

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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever

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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.

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Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!

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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!

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What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!

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I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.

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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!

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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

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