Khmer Magazines 2018



What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!

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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.

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What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!

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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!

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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!

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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!

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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!

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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!

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A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!

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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!

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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!

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What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines

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How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.

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Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!

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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!

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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!

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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf

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