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Khmer Magazines 2016



What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!

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What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!

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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.

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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!

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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!

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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!

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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!

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What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.

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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!

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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!

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What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!

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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!

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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!

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What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a

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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

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