Khmer Magazines 2017



What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !

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Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !

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What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.

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Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!

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What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !

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What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !

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Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)

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Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!

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How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

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What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

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How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !

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What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).

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What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.

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What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

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Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."

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Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here."

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."

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What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.

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Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!

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Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco

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Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !

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