Khmer Magazines 2018



Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."

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Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!

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What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!

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What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.

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An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says "I don't need to write it down" She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. "I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my toast".

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Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !

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What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !

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Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)

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I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other.

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Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !

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What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.

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Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !

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Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)

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Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!

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How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

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What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

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How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !

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What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).

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What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.

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What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

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