Khmer Magazines 2018



Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.

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Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops

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Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

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Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.

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Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.

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Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!

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Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!

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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.

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What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !

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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!

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Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !

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Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.

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Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!

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What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!

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How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.

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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

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