Khmer Magazines 2018



The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy." The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..." "I know how to fuck, mother," the bride-to-be interrupted. "I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna."

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Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.

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What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

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Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room

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Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.

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Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.

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Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh green one! - Come on guys, just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place. Winnie, inhaling, is holding the butt out to Piglet and suddenly sees a crocodile. - W-ell, it seems enough for you, pig!

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These two old men are in a nursing home. They're talking and realize that it's been years since they have had sex. So they sneak out and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside they go to the Pimp and ask for the two best girls. The Pimp thought "I'm not going to waste my two best girls on these guys I'll just give them inflatable women. They are old and they won't know the difference." Once the old men finish they leave. On their way back they start talking. The first guy said, " I think mine was dead she didn't move or anything." The second guy said I think mine was a witch because when I nibbled on her neck she farted and flew out the window."

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Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.

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Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride

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A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success. Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she hasnt been home for so long. She replied: "These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week." The husband answered: "But it's only been two days what do u mean a week?" "I am only here to get something to eat."

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Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

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Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.

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Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

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Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't? A: Her navel.

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Q: What is 68 to a blonde? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too."

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Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said. "Foreplay is an art." "You better get your canvas ready soon," he panted, "because I'm about to spill my paint!"

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Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.

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