Khmer Magazines 2018



Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!

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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !

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Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

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Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

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A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!." The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun, then the earth

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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!

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Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!

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Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

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The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. " "Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back when you're sober."

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

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Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!

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The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.

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At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon". She confirms and asks how he knew. "Easy, you're always washing your hands." She then says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist." Male doctor: "Wow, how did you guess?" Female doctor: "I didn't feel a thing."

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.

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Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn't much left.

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Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!

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A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No, just spots."

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Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!

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Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!

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