Khmer Magazines 2018



At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon". She confirms and asks how he knew. "Easy, you're always washing your hands." She then says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist." Male doctor: "Wow, how did you guess?" Female doctor: "I didn't feel a thing."

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun, then the earth

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Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn't much left.

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Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. " "Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back when you're sober."

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!

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A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No, just spots."

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Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

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Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!

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Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!

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Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!

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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!

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Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!

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Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !

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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then

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A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

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Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!

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Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please

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A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "I keep having the same dream, night after night. There's this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open." "What does the sign say?" asked the Doctor. "Pull," said the patient.

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The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

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