Khmer Magazines 2017



Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!

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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!

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Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!

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Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !

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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then

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A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

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Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!

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Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "I keep having the same dream, night after night. There's this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open." "What does the sign say?" asked the Doctor. "Pull," said the patient.

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The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker!

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?

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Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!

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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

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Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!

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"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

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A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft." "But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia." "I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

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The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. " "Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back when you're sober."

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"Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?" "Quite simple," said the doctor calmly. "You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband's mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite haul it out." "Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. I'll go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cod's head." "What do you want a cod's head for?" "Oh- I forgot to tell you. I've got to get the cat out first!"

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!

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Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!

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