Khmer Magazines 2018



Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?

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The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl. "Now, Mr. Jenkins," the nurse practitioner warned, "you should know that when a man your age marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could get hurt." The old man shrugged, "If she dies, she dies."

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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!

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A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!" At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead. "Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?" "Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse. Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. "Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?" "OH MY GOODNESS!" replies the nurse.

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Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!

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Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!

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Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak

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Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining.

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Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well, I saw this light at the window...!

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!

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Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!

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Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!

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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !

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Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

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Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

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A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!." The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun, then the earth

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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!

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Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!

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Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

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