Khmer Magazines 2018



Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward him. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in oil. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior is first to open hers. Staring at it for a moment, she leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

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What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!

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How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

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Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store.

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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red.

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !

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How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !

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What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you.

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What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!

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Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!

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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard.

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A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. "Is that your big dog outside?" Wondering how she had got past him he said "Yes why?" She said I'm sorry but my dog just killed him!" "What??" Roared the man "What kind of dog have you got??" "A Peke" Replied the woman. "A Peke??? how could that little thing kill my big fine guard dog?" "I think it got stuck in his throat!" Replied the woman.

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How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!

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Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.

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What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !

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Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

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Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside.

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What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.

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