Khmer Magazines 2017



Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!

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What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !

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What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down." "Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man. "No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog.

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Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.

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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls.

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Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!

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What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !

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What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!

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What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!

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What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !

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When is a dog most impolite? When he points.

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Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"

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What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!

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What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!

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