Khmer Magazines 2018



A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. "Is that your big dog outside?" Wondering how she had got past him he said "Yes why?" She said I'm sorry but my dog just killed him!" "What??" Roared the man "What kind of dog have you got??" "A Peke" Replied the woman. "A Peke??? how could that little thing kill my big fine guard dog?" "I think it got stuck in his throat!" Replied the woman.

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What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!

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What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !

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What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.

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Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep, that's him," he replied. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

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Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

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Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !

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When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !

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What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !

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How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

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Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

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Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."

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Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.

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What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!

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Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!

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What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !

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Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. "Rough rough".

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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