Khmer Magazines 2017



What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!

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What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon.

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What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.

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What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!

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How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !

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What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times.

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!

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Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !

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What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.

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My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, nothing!

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Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.

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What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !

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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!

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What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !

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What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down." "Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man. "No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

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