Khmer Magazines 2018



How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard.

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A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. "Is that your big dog outside?" Wondering how she had got past him he said "Yes why?" She said I'm sorry but my dog just killed him!" "What??" Roared the man "What kind of dog have you got??" "A Peke" Replied the woman. "A Peke??? how could that little thing kill my big fine guard dog?" "I think it got stuck in his throat!" Replied the woman.

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How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!

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Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.

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What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !

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Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

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Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside.

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What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neigbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopoed beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog. "You mean the one following your car?" they asked.

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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !

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Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

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What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.

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A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. "That is a very smart dog," the man commented. "He's not so smart," said one of the irked players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."

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Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"

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What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

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When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

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Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

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What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!

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Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog.

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What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!

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What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.

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Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep, that's him," he replied. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

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