Khmer Magazines 2018



Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.

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What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !

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What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !

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What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.

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Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!

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How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!

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What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!

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The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neigbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopoed beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog. "You mean the one following your car?" they asked.

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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."

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Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !

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A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: "Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!" The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a commuter who had been standing at the bus stop. "Yes, sir, what can I do for you?" she asked.

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !

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What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !

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What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir.

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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