Khmer Magazines 2017



What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !

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What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia

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What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !

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Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !

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Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !

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What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3,000 miles !

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !

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Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

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Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

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How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"

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Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !

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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !

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Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !

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