Khmer Magazines 2018



Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants

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What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

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How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?

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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

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How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !

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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

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What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !

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What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!

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Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

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What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !

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What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia

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