Khmer Magazines 2018



How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !

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My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !

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What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !

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Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !

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What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !

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What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !

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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !

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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !

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What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !

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Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3,000 miles !

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Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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