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Khmer Magazines 2016



What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !

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Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !

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Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"

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What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !

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My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !

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Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants

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What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !

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What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !

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What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !

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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one and the other one week !

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What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns.

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

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What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !

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Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.

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What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant -- first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on the elephant hung on close to the elephant's neck, the ones on the ground began to yell, "Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!"

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Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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