Khmer Magazines 2017



It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. "What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?" The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him up."

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Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants

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What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !

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Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!

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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !

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What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !

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What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !

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What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !

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What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia

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What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !

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Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"

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What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !

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