Khmer Magazines 2018



What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

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How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !

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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

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What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !

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What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

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What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !

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How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?

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What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia

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How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...

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Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"

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What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !

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It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. "What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?" The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him up."

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !

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What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !

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What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !

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