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Khmer Magazines 2016



Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !

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What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !

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Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !

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Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

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Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !

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Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !

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How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...

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Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!

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Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !

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Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

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What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !

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How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !

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What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !

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Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !

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Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"

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What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !

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My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants

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