Khmer Magazines 2018



What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !

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Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !

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What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.

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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !

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Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.

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'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !'

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !

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What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !

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Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !

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How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !

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Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !

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My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !

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What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !

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Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !

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What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !

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What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !

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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !

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