Khmer Magazines 2018



Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.

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Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!

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Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.

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How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18...B52...F18

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Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact.

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Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.

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Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!

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Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

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Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?" "I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi... Darn! There goes another one!"

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Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a year for a million years.

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Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life? A: Third grade.

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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

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Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?" . "Oy vey, Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a flood last week." "So, Morrie," whispers Abraham "How do you start a flood?".

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What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''

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Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.

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What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !

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Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. "That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other. "Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?" "Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight, however, and each of their attempts was met with a stern refusal. While wandering around outside the stadium, the Englishman came upon construction site, which gave him an idea. Grabbing a length of scaffolding, he presented himself at the gate and said, "Johnson, the pole vault," and was admitted. The Scotsman, overhearing this, went at once to search the site. When he came up with a sledge hammer, he presented himself at the gate and said, "McTavish, the hammer." He was also admitted. The Irishman combed the site for an hour and was nearly ready to give up when he spotted his ticket in. Seizing a roll of barbed wire, he presented himself at the gate and announced, "O'Sullivan, fencing."

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Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.

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Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.

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Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!

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