Khmer Magazines 2017



My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

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Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly.

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Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap.

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Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!

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Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.

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Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

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Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. "Doesn't work, does it?" was her comment.

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Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

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First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It's because he's a hoptimist.

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).

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What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.

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Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it's usually a complete blank.

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Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling!

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Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you're wearing it out.

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A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face." "Tell him you've already got one," said his father.

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A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile," she said. "Why, was he disappointed with the view?" "No, he fell over the edge."

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Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.

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