Khmer Magazines 2017



Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !

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Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!

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Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.

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What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !

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Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !

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A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing."

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What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !

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Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."

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I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her.

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Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold

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The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked "How many have you caught?" "You're the tenth this morning," was the reply.

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What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !

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Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!

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"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."

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What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!

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What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !

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What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !

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Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I'm serious!

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Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blonde said "This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back." The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat. The first blonde asked "What are you doing?" The second blonde replied "Marking the spot." "Don't be stupid" the first blonde said. "What if we don't get the same boat next time?"

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