Khmer Magazines 2017



Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !

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What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience. Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, "This is the place!". The other replied, "No, it's not!". The first man said, "Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side. To which the other man replied, "Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's clover."

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What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.

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Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!

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To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !

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What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!

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A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing."

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !

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What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds."

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Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !

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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !

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Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

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What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!

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Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.

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What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !

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Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !

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What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !

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Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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