Khmer Magazines 2018



What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.

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The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

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What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.

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What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.

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What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!

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Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.

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Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.

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At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: 'Is this pig?' Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: 'Which end of the fork are you referring to?'

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I'd say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.

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What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.

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Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!

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Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta.

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What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.

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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area." "Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.

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I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

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Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!

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Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit.

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Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !

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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

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Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

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