Khmer Magazines 2018



Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.

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Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.

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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

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Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread. Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around.

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it.

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My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !

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What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

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What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog.

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At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?" "Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."

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What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? "He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

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What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.

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What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.

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What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.

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What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.

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Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. It's empty.

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What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.

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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.

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Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"

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At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: 'Is this pig?' Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: 'Which end of the fork are you referring to?'

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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?

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