Khmer Magazines 2017



What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.

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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?

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Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, what's SHAKING!

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Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"

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A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. "Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

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What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.

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What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

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Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.

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Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.

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A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

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An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest you check your scales." The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied, "Ma'am, I suggest you weigh your son."

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread. Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around.

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What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? "He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

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What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

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First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.

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Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!

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Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!

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What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !

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A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. "Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I'll just have a slither.

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What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.

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