Khmer Magazines 2017



Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!

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What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

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Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !

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Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !

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What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !

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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !

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What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !

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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."

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A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. "What's that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. "Oh," said the manager, "that's a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan."

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier and said "BUK BUK BUK" Now convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three books, they took one each and left. This time she decided to follow them. She followed them down to the local pond and stood horrified as they threw the books into the water. All of a sudden they flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it's head up saying "RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!"

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !

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Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

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What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !

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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !

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Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !

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Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !

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Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !

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What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !

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I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.

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