Khmer Magazines 2018



Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

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Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !

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What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !

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What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !

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When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !

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How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !

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What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !

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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !

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What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !

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What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.

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What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !

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Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!

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What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !

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Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !

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Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !

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What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !

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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."

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A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. "What's that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. "Oh," said the manager, "that's a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan."

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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