Khmer Magazines 2017



What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !

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When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.

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Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

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What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.

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What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!

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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.

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Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.

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Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."

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Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day

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What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!

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Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!

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A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"

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