Khmer Magazines 2018



When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.

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Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!

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What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!

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Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !

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Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."

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Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.

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What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.

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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.

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What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !

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Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

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What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!

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