Khmer Magazines 2017



How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!

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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!

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Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!

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How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

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How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!

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Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!

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Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!

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Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!

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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!

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Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!

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Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course!

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How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'

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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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