Khmer Magazines 2018



What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!

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What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!

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A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?' and the zebra replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. 'Who is the king of the jungle?' he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Okay, okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer.'

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What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

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A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who's a gorilla expert. When the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair of handcuffs. The man says,''What are all of those for?'' The animal control officer says, ''I'll climb up in the tree, knock the gorilla down, the dog will bite him in the nuts and you must slap the handcuffs on his wrists.'' The man asks,''What is the gun for?'' The animal control officer responds, ''If I fall first, you shoot the dog!'''

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What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

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Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!

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Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!

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How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!

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Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!

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Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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