Khmer Magazines 2018



Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who's a gorilla expert. When the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair of handcuffs. The man says,''What are all of those for?'' The animal control officer says, ''I'll climb up in the tree, knock the gorilla down, the dog will bite him in the nuts and you must slap the handcuffs on his wrists.'' The man asks,''What is the gun for?'' The animal control officer responds, ''If I fall first, you shoot the dog!'''

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Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!

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What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

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How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!

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Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!

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What's black, hairy, and writes under water? A ball-point gorilla!

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!

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How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

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