Khmer Magazines 2018



Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.

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What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.

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One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?" The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!" The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time." Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag. The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!"

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What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"

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A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent".

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What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!

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What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.

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How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !

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A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.

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Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

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