Khmer Magazines 2017



What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.

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How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !

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A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.

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Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

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What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!

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Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!

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What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.

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