Khmer Magazines 2018



"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !

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Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !

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What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !

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"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

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Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !

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The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !

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Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !

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What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !

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Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !

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What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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