Khmer Magazines 2017



What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

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Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!

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What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!

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What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!

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Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!

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What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.

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Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!

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A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."

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Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!

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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!

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Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!

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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!

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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!

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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!

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