Khmer Magazines 2018



Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!

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What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!

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Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.

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What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

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Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!

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What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!

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What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!

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Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!

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What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.

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Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!

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A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."

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Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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