Khmer Magazines 2018



Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!

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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!

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What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!

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Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!

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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!

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Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!

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What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!

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Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.

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What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

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Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!

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What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!

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