Khmer Magazines 2017



Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not, to Bagdad.

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Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes, it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask?

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Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

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A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.' 'Can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.

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Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."

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Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.

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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."

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What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care!

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A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him. "Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."

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New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!

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Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !

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What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo.

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Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

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Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead, but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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"Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"

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Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough

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Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank. "I have," said Fred. "How much?" asked the manager. "I don't know exactly," said Fred, "I haven't shaken it lately."

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My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.

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My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the dog died.

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A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But...I can't read your hand." "Why?" the man asks. "I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.

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