Khmer Magazines 2017



Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !

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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story.

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Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

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Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !

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What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !

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What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !

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What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !

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What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

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How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.

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Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !

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What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !

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What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !

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What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !

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What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.

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What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !

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Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !

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What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !

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How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !

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What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !

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