Khmer Magazines 2017



How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

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What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !

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What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !

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What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

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How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.

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What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian.

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What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !

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What's a bees favourite novel ? The Great Gats-bee !

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What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !

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What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

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What goes zzub, zzub ? A bee flying backwards !

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !

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What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !

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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story.

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Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

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Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !

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What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !

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What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !

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