Khmer Magazines 2017



Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site

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I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!

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Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea.

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What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky.

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Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.

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Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have, I'm not going to tell you.

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I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise. Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.

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Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?

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What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf.

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Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)

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Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King.

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Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

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I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!

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What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!

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Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.

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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare.

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Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes, but it took ages to find.

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

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Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes, its's no great shakes!

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