Khmer Magazines 2017



I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!

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Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea.

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What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!

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Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.

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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare.

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Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes, but it took ages to find.

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

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Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes, its's no great shakes!

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What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.

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Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes, but I'm not wild about it.

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How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.

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Have you seen www.pitchdark.com? Yes, but I really couldn't see what all the fuss is about.

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I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!

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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger.

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Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh.

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Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King.

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Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's.

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Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.

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Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington

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