Khmer Magazines 2018



Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!

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What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

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What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky.

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !

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If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.

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Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes, but I'm not wild about it.

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Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes, I return to it again and again.

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Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly five hundred. 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed. 7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently or to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 17 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 21 to flame the spell checkers. 49 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list. 20 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames. 32 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb. 69 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bul bs be stopped. 41 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this mail list. 106 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. 12 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 8 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs. 2 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list. 15 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add pointedly, "Me Too." 6 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 9 to quote the "Me Too's" and happily add, "Me Three!" 3 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup. 24 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here. 53 votes for alt.lite.bulb.

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So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already.

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?

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Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes, it's already caught my eye.

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Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.

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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse.

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click

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Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King.

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Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound! Look, what more do you want? Blood?

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Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have, I'm not going to tell you.

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Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.

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What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp, Hyp Hooray.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.

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