Khmer Magazines 2017



Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. "Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?" "Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he can't read; so Ah'm readin' the letter for him." "How come you got the cotton in your ears?" "Hollis don't want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him!"

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What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).

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What did the envelope say to the stamp? "Stick with me and we'll go places."

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.

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What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.

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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.

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I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really - who was it from?!

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Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandma's very deaf, so I'm writing very loudly.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I've become attached to you."

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Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.

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How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern.

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1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.

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What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!

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Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "What's the matter?" asked her companion. "Oh dear," sobbed Auntie, "It's my favorite nephew. He's got three feet." "Three feet?" exclaimed her friend. "Surely that's not possible?" "Well," said Auntie, "his mother's just written to tell me he's grown another foot !"

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What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . .

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When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).

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Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.

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Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English "s"

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Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.

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How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.

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What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C.

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Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.

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