Khmer Magazines 2017



Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that we already had our plots in another cemetery. He seemed uncertain as to what to say next, but he recovered to say politely, "I hope you'll be very happy there."

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There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".

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Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

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What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

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Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the 'unbreakable' comb for everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside."

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Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

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Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget it! No one round here's got room in their houses for a mammoth.

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Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !

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Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.

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Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way.

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Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

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How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.

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Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!

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At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband, "when I get my way, that's a compromise." "What is it when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied, "That's a miracle!"

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Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

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