Khmer Magazines 2018



Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.

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There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men. All of the men started clapping.

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Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.

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Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

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Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?

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Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.

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Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.

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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I do?" His mother has an idea. "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?" He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone. " I was humiliated," he groaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes." " What's wrong with that?" asked his mother. " We hadn't started eating yet."

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Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that we already had our plots in another cemetery. He seemed uncertain as to what to say next, but he recovered to say politely, "I hope you'll be very happy there."

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There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".

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Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

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What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

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Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the 'unbreakable' comb for everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside."

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Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

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