Khmer Magazines 2018



Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.

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Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons

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First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her, she might need them.

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Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.

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Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.

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What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.

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What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.

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FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.

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How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.

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Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.

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What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet

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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs.

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Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.

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What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.

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Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get? Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein!

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Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.

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