Khmer Magazines 2017



Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.

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How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.

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Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory.

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Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.

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FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes. BERT MONSTER: That's nothing. My sister's tongue is so long, she can lick an envelope after she's posted it.

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet

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FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.

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A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor. 'So would I, sir,' said the tailor. 'So would I.'

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.'

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !

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What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.

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How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.

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Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.

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