Khmer Magazines 2017



Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.

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What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade.

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What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

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Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove.

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What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!

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What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.

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Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your tea.

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Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.

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How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.

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Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory.

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Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.

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FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes. BERT MONSTER: That's nothing. My sister's tongue is so long, she can lick an envelope after she's posted it.

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet

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FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.

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A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor. 'So would I, sir,' said the tailor. 'So would I.'

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.'

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !

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What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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