Khmer Magazines 2017



What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !

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Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !

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Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !

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What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !

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What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !

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What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !

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What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

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What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !

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Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!

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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

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What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !

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Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !

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Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !

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What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !

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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.

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