Khmer Magazines 2017



One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good career move."

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Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

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Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

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Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.

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Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

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Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

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Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.

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Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !

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What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks "What happened?" "Well," one of the officer's says, "It seems that your agent came by your house earlier today and while he was here he attacked your wife, assaulted your children, beat your dog and burned your house to the ground." The actor is struck speechless, his jaw hanging open in disbelief... "My agent came to my house?"

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Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.

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Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

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Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November.

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.

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Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.' So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent's desk. `So you do bird impressions,' said the agent, `what else can you do?'

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Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?

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Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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