Khmer Magazines 2017



Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality.

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1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "Did they wake you?" 1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."

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Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.

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A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is. The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. He's decomposing."

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Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

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Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.

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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.

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Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !

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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."

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Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.

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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.

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Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator.

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Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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