Khmer Magazines 2017



What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"

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How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out

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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat.

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MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !

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Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.

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How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!

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If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.

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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.

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What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"? Pork Chop!

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Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!

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What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? The Olympigs!

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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog.

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Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!

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