Khmer Magazines 2018



Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.

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What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.

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Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.

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Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen.

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Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.

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Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !

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If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.

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How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines.

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.

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What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig.

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What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"

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How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out

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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat.

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MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.

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