Khmer Magazines 2018



What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!

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A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.

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MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.

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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.

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What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !

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What do you say to a naked pig? "I never sausage a body."

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Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.

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Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners.

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Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other.

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The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine."

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What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

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A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yelled. "There's a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!"

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones.

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Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.

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Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.

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What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

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What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.

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What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow.

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What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.

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