Khmer Magazines 2018



Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!

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Fred: I've added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !

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Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !

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Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!

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Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !

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'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If India has the world's second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I ? 'Thirty two!' 'Why did you say that ?' 'Well, my brother's sixteen and he's half mad !'

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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good, now name another. Class: Another reindeer!

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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !

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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!

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Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

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Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

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Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !

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Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !

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Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !

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The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!

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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !

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Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework."

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The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !

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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.

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