Khmer Magazines 2017



The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistakes?" "Yes," said Jackie, and she did. "Now, Fred," said the teacher, "can you count from 10 to 20?" "That depends," said Fred, "with or without mistakes"!

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Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.

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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !

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Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?

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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !

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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up

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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!

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The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!

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Fred: I've added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !

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Man: "How's your history paper coming?" Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful. Man: "Really?" Woman: "Yes! I've already located 17 people who sell them!"

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Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!

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Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !

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Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !

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Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in? Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well, at least you can add !

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Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

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Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !

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TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference? Stella: That's what I say, what's the difference`?

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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!

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Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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