Khmer Magazines 2017



What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !

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Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !

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Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

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There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !

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What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !

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What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !

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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !

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What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.

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What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

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What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !

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What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !

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Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !

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What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

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