Khmer Magazines 2018



What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.

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What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !

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Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

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What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

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Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !

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What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna

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What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !

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What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna

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What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !

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Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

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Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

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There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"

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What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !

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Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !

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