Khmer Magazines 2017



What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.

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Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer. Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, 'Who's there?'

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If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !

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First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !

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I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !

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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !

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What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.

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A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters ''U.F.O.'' printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked ''Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?'' The alien answered, ''No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!''

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Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.

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What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. "What's the matter?" asked his friend. "It's a very popular place," replied the first alien. "It's full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs."

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President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first." "The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet." "Gosh, and the good news?" "The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

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What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!

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Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big launch.

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What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien.

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How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !

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Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

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