Khmer Magazines 2017



A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."

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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !

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Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't you call me on the telephone?" "You ain't got no tellyphone!" said Hensley. "I know," said Kelso. "But you do!"

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.

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What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

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Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling!' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?' 'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'

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If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.

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When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!

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How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone.

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!

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What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.

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Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!

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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

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Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!

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The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that you, you old fool?"

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Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered the phone. "I'm sorry if I woke you," said a voice at the other end of the line. "That's all right," said the vet, "I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I'd be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?

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How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.

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