Khmer Magazines 2018



A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

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How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!

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If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.

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What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night.

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How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!

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After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our wives to use electronic mail. Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about the contents!

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Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).

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Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver.

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If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.

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Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't you call me on the telephone?" "You ain't got no tellyphone!" said Hensley. "I know," said Kelso. "But you do!"

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.

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What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

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Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling!' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?' 'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'

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When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!

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How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone.

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