Khmer Magazines 2018



What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

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What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

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Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

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How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.

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Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!

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Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking.

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down.

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How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire.

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What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit.

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.

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Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.

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Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

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