Khmer Magazines 2017



What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.

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Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

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How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

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Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

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How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.

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Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !

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What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking.

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

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When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

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How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

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Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer.

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.

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Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!

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What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.

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Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!

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Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.

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How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.

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How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.

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What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

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