Khmer Magazines 2018



Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!

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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"

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Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!

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First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !

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What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !

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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.

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If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!

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How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !

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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second hiker says, "What are you doing?" The first responds, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it." The second says, "Are you crazy? Don't you know you can't outrun a bear? The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!"

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When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong!

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!

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Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !

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What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !

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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.

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