Khmer Magazines 2018



First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!

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What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !

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Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second hiker says, "What are you doing?" The first responds, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it." The second says, "Are you crazy? Don't you know you can't outrun a bear? The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!"

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang? A smell that keeps coming back!

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !

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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!

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If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!

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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!

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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"

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Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !

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What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? 'Claws.'

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!

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Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.

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