Khmer Magazines 2017



What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !

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What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !

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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.

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If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!

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How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !

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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!

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Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second hiker says, "What are you doing?" The first responds, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it." The second says, "Are you crazy? Don't you know you can't outrun a bear? The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!"

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When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong!

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!

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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"

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Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !

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What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !

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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.

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What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!

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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" the man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"

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What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? 'Claws.'

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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

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What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !

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