Khmer Magazines 2017



Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

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Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!

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Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

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Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.

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Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !

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Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.

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Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

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Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !

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Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?

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Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make. Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.

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Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.

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Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !

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I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!

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Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again, he's in here every night !

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Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?

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Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

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