Khmer Magazines 2018



Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?

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Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony.

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Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

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Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork.

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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!

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What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.

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Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.

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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

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Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

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Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make. Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.

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Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

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Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!

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Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

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Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.

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Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

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Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!

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Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

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