Khmer Magazines 2018



Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.

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Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?

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Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.

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Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

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Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?

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Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !

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And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was

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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

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Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish.

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Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?

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Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.

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Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?

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Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony.

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Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

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Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork.

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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!

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What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.

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Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.

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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

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Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

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Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make. Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.

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Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?

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