Khmer Magazines 2017



If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

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How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs

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What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards

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How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck

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How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day

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What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !

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Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.

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Fred: I'm sure I'm right. Betty: You're as right as rain - all wet!

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Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing between Canada and Nebraska to stop it. The farmers all got together and decided to build a fence across the North Border of the State of Nebraska. . . . the idea being, to stop that cold wind. It might've worked, too. The barbed wire they used was strong enough, .but the real problem was that a couple owners of farms on the upper boarder kept leaving their gates open.

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Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

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What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts

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What game do tornadoes like to play? -Twister

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How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers

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There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, "It looks like a storm is coming." "No it isn't," said his wife. "Besides, how would you know?" "Because," he responded, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.

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Which weather features do druggies like most? Highs

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'You never get anything right,' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?' 'Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.'

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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically

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How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving

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Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning

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What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor

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What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

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