Khmer Magazines 2018



What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean

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What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.

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How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning

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Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues

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What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts

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Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.

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You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you directions to the nearest tube stop. Whom don't you believe? Your story teller, for there is no such thing as a completely sunny day in England.

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If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.

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Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said. "You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Ole said, "Jeez, okay," and got up from his coffee. The next day they were sitting down with their morning cups of coffee. The weather forecast was, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Again Ole replied, "Jeez, okay," and got up from his coffee. Two days later, again they're sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast said, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. He turned to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" Lena replied, "Aw, Ole, just leave the car in the damned garage today."

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What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

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Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago

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What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

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What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today, hot tamale.

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Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?" Kate: "I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms

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What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles

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Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.

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How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce

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How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs

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If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.

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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to her aid and found her unhurt. She was just sitting there in the tub, talking to herself. "It was the most amazing thing ... it was the most amazing thing." she kept repeating dazedly. "What was the most amazing thing, Ma'am?" asked one of the rescuers. "I was visiting my daughter here, taking a bath, and all I did was pull the plug and dog-gone-it if the whole house didn't suddenly drain away."

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Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going

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